ZE MONKEY SONG

the coconut monkey climb the tree
he ate all the bananas and needed to pee
he went to the ocean and felt the breeze
he pulled down his pants and peed in the sea
he did his business and wiggled his ass,
he danced all the way to the monkey shaft
he saw his girlfriend and shouted "ahh!"
he noticed it was Paris Hilton doing the salsah(XD)
he follwed her dancing to the sea,
the sharks got pissed and ate her chihuahua
("kawa naman ang aso niya")-translation to all who doesn't know...."That person's poor dog"
when Paris Hilton noticed her rat was gone,
she sreamed and ran back to the monkey shaft,
the monkey was alone and felt sad,
he went to the grave of the chihuahua rat.
the monkey was hungry and ate a banana
he needed to pee and ran back to the sea.
the sharks got pissed and ate him alive
AND THAT IS THE END OF ZE MONKEY SONG JIVE
OOOOHHH CRRAACKKERRSS!!!!
by:
Mika and Ysa