LaLa Land

There is a place,
So far away,
Where it lies,
I cannot say.

In this place,
Ponies go rawr,
Fall up the stairs,
And walk into doors.

The dolphins here
Are pink, purple, and green.
There's also a chair
That is to be crowned queen.

In the daytime,
When it is dark,
Kitties go neigh,
And tree go bark.

If you meet a penguin,
You've run out of luck.
They'll take you to their hideout
And steal every last buck.

The language spoken here
Is FaFa.
The name of the place
Yes, is LaLa.

LaLa Land
Is the name,
Though the hobos will stalk you
If you say it's lame.

The boys here
All wear skirts,
Along with
Pretty flowered shirts.

The mice will all day
Fly around,
Asking for soup
While upside-down.

The houses are made
Of sponges and soap,
But it's okay,
The tables can cope.

On some days you will
Receive quite a shock,
When the unicorns come out
At twenty five o'clock.

By now I know
You think I'm crazy
And only writing
Because I'm lazy.

But no - it exists!
Don't hope for the worst!
Catch train negative one
On February thirty-first!