Eight Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
a gift card to Toys 'r Us

On the second day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
two juicy apples and a gifft card to Toy's 'r Us

On the third day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
three jars of jam, two juicy apples and a gift card to Toys 'r Us

On the fourth day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
four blow up Light dolls, three jars of jam, two juicy apples and a gift card to Toys 'r Us

On the fifth day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
eight packs of cigarrets, four blow up Light dolls, three jars of jam, two juicy apples and a gift card to Toys 'r Us

On the sixth day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
Fifty bars of chocolate!!! Eight packs of cigarrets, four blow up Light dolls, three jars of jam, two juicy apples and a gift card to Toys 'r Us

On the seventh day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
World domination!! Fifty bars of chocolate!!! Eight packs of cigarrets, four blow up Light dolls, three jars of jam, two juicy apples and a gift card to Toys 'r Us

On the eighth day of Christmas my death god gave to me -
All you can eat sweet buffet!!!! World domination!! Fifty bars of chocolate!!! Eight packs of cigarrets, four blow up Light dolls, three jars of jam, two juicy apples and a gift card to Toys 'r Us
♠ ♠ ♠
The numbers weren't supposed to be in order, it's just random. I'm not sure if this is a poem - if it isn't I'll take it off. :) I hope you enjoyed it!! :D <3