Crappy Days

I woke this morning,
And I realised how crap today is.
All the ‘trendy’ things
Are horrible and tacky.
With shows about shows about shows,
(Big Brothers Littler Brother, I had to watch it)
And stand-up comedy
Is nothing but a show.
Only comedians left are depressed poofs,
Who have foot high hair.
The popular music is just karaoke,
And rock isn’t like it was,
Stuff my friends told me, it used to be,
Sex and drugs ‘n’ rock and roll!
Now if you’re cool you’ve been to rehab
‘Saved your life’ you shout.
Everyone has an idea of their heaven
No one sees what I see.
An inky blackness with nothing after,
Don’t try to convince me- I know the truth.
Life is short, so enjoy it!