Mr. Player

(spoken)
Now, there was a boy named Richard
But we just called him Max
He was a smooth talker
With a real smooth act

He got pretty much every girl he wanted
I was determined never to let him get me
But finally I gave in
Convinced it was ‘destiny’

(sung)
I never knew that I could be so stupid
I never knew that I would let you in
You always knew that you could overtake me
You always knew that you were gonna forsake me

I fell into your web of lies
So relieved when we said our goodbyes
Thought that I’d be sad that we were through
Only took me 30 seconds to get over you

Chorus
Hey, Mr. Player, you’re like a hunter chasing down his prey
Hey, Mr. Player, who’s gonna be your victim of the day?
With your words and your eyes
It’s no surprise
That they all believe your lies
Hey, Mr. Player

All of the girls they follow you wherever you go
All of the girls they claim that they love you so
All of us girls that you have broken up with
All of us girls we wanna make them get over it

We fell into your web of lies
So relieved when we said our goodbyes
Thought that I’d be said that we were through
Only took me 30 seconds to get over you

Chorus
Hey, Mr. Player, you’re like a hunter chasing down his prey
Hey, Mr. Player, who’s gonna be your victim of the day?
With your words and your eyes
It’s no surprise
That they all believe your lies
Hey, Mr. Player

Bridge
Part of me is glad I made the choice to be with you
It prepared me for the world of douche bags just like you
A permanent smile is plastered on my face
I’m glad you’re gone, I’m glad we’re through
Hey, Mr. Player, here’s to you!

Chorus
Hey, Mr. Player, you’re like a hunter chasing down his prey
Hey, Mr. Player, who’s gonna be your victim of the day?
With your words and your eyes
It’s no surprise
That they all believe your lies
Hey, Mr. Player

Hey, Mr. Player, don’t you run away from me!
You say you love me then you go ahead and cheat
I’m not gonna take any of this bullshit any more
Hey, Mr. Player, go ahead and get gone.