Dear Santa Clause
Dear Santa Clause,
Has anyone ever mailed you letter,
Saying that they don't believe?
No? Well now someone has.
And guess who?
It was me!
That's right! I don't believe in you!
What are you gonna do?
Put coal in my stocking?
Well I don't care!
I say ,"FUCK YOU!"
So Santa, I guess you think I'm rude.
But my friends all think I'm gutsy for mailing this letter to you.
Personally, I don't really mind.
Hey! They're your thoughts. Not mine!
So Santa, here's what I really think of you:
ALL YOU ARE IS A FAT MAN WHO BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE AND STEALS MY COOKIES!!!
Author's Note:
If you didn't catch the hint, I don't believe in Santa. This is my poem, I'm the original author. I just posted it on a different site besides this one. COMMENTS POR FAVOR (comments please)!!!
Has anyone ever mailed you letter,
Saying that they don't believe?
No? Well now someone has.
And guess who?
It was me!
That's right! I don't believe in you!
What are you gonna do?
Put coal in my stocking?
Well I don't care!
I say ,"FUCK YOU!"
So Santa, I guess you think I'm rude.
But my friends all think I'm gutsy for mailing this letter to you.
Personally, I don't really mind.
Hey! They're your thoughts. Not mine!
So Santa, here's what I really think of you:
ALL YOU ARE IS A FAT MAN WHO BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE AND STEALS MY COOKIES!!!
Author's Note:
If you didn't catch the hint, I don't believe in Santa. This is my poem, I'm the original author. I just posted it on a different site besides this one. COMMENTS POR FAVOR (comments please)!!!