Hit List

I don’t like squeaky lead pencils
I don’t like stringy or oily hair
I don’t like stupid punch lines
I don’t like the smell of Nair

I don’t like high pitched voices
I don’t like metallic uggs
I don’t like shaky chairs
I don’t like creepy crawly bugs

I don’t like stupid rap songs
I don’t like bright green shoes
I don’t like large big puffy coats
I don’t like listening to the blues

I don’t like useless lessons
I don’t like stupid boys
I don’t like irrelevant information
I don’t like broken toys

I don’t like ink-less pens
I don’t like erasers that don’t erase
I don’t like ripped up folders
I don’t like too much makeup on a face

I don’t like obnoxious people
I don’t like stupid rhymes
I don’t like withered flowers
I don’t like saying I don’t like, too many times