"I Can't Write A Poem" Poem

Forget it

You must be kidding

I'm too tired

I need to go to the bathroom.

I lost my pencil.

I'm too dumb.

I lost my brain.

The ceiling is dripping and erasing my work.

My fingers are glued together with a hot glue gun.

And my feet are stuck to the ground.

Time's up? Uh oh!

All I have is a dumb list of excuses

You like it? Really? No kidding.

Thanks a lot. Would you like to see another one?