Made-Up Ego

I’ve got a made-up ego
And one thousand photographs to prove it
A smile for the camera, the fakest thing since Barbie and ken,
‘Cause truth is I’ve got a little blue pill to help me sleep
And a straight jacket under my bed just in case things get a little crazy
And I’ll lie and lie until I make you think I’ve got nothing wrong
And it’s all part of my made-up ego,
The better side of me that only pictures see