Poem

This is a poem about an epileptic wife
Who likes to dress in mice and velvet gloves
I like gloves. German people are also cheesy.
I know an anaemic German businessman
Who has the above epileptic glove wife.
I am laughing my head off as I look at this lady
She is so strange. Fish are fabulous, I quote:
FANTAGOLOLABONG! Celebrations!
Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
Product of an alien abduction. Yes. ALIEN!
How will you cope with your little green blob?
I LOVE YOU! Do you have the time?
The wife is at home. She is wondering if I
Managed to kill that chicken to bring home its cheese.
Chicken produces goats cheese you know.
Seriously, I really need the time! I need to go
To the toilet at half past eight. I NEED THE LOO!
See bottom of keyboard for HEALTH WARNING!
Do not remove this tag. Can I borrow your shoes?
What about that dog that looks like Gerard Way?
I like monkeys. I have a banana here. Banana is
A very very very very very very funny word!
I have a monkey and he is brown. Chocolate is
Also brown. Unless something is mixed with it.
Like banana. I HAVE JUST PROVED THE
AMAZING LINK BETWEEN BANANAS
AND MONKEYS! I am so amazing. But I really think
I might have gone off the topic of that epileptic wife.