Best Friends Shouldn't Date Best Friends Ex's

You think it's all recyclable
Because we're going green
But it's not like you get to throw him around now
It's not like you get to be mean.

And you're using him
Because he cannot see
That you're cheating him
With something you will never be

And best friends shouldn't date
Best friends ex's
But I guess you never thought about it like that before.
Best friends never date
Best friend's ex's
But I guess you didn't get the note on your back door.
(we're done)

You think a smile and wave will make everything go away
But, honey, it isn't as easy as that
Yes I've known since you diapers, but things have changed
And well, you know what I'm getting at

And you're a crazy freak
Who thinks she owns the world
I got a new flash here:
You're an ordinary girl.

And best friends shouldn't date
Best friends ex's
But I guess you never thought about it like that before.
Best friends never date
Best friend's ex's
But I guess you didn't get the note on your back door.
(we're done)

And I know he asked you out
But you shoulda said no
Saying yes
Was going a bit too far

And I know he asked you out
But you shoulda refused
You shoulda done for me
What I woulda done for you. (say no)

Because best friends shouldn't date
Best friends ex's
But I guess you never thought about it like that before.
Best friends never date
Best friend's ex's
But I guess you didn't get the note on your back door.

We're done as best friends.