Welcome to Pacific

Welcome to Pacific
Where the teachers are for show
We’ve got no education
And no money to bestow.

Welcome to my city
Of adolescent moms
They got no proper grammar
And don’t know of Vietnam.

Welcome to the Paradise
Of trailer parks and hicks
The got no time for jobs and such
‘Cause they cannot speak a lick.

So Welcome to Pacific
Where my grave is dug already
They scream and hiss until I fall
Before the hole seals…
Dang it, that’s confetti!