1. Dentalfloss Idiot
Don't wanna be a Dentalfloss idiot
Don't want your teeth to be under the new shinyness
Now can you hear the sound of the filling drill
It subliminaly mind blows the dentist
Welcome to a new kind of braces
All across the alien mouth
Where every tooth isn't meant to be okay
Filling drill dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
'Cause that's enough to drill you!
Okay maybe my teeth are pretty shitty
I don't wanna join the 'perfectly perfect teeth club'
Now everybody should brush their teeth daily
Whilst singing along to Dentalfloss Idiot
Welcome to a new kind of braces
All across the alien mouth
Where every tooth isn't meant to be okay
Filling drill dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
'Cause that's enough to drill you!
Don't wanna be a Dentalfloss idiot
One nation that doesn't have dental
It's just a big filling drill hysteria
Shoutin' out the to idiots who floss
Welcome to a new kind of braces
All across the alien mouth
Where every tooth isn't meant to be okay
Filling drill dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
'Cause that's enough to drill you!
Don't want your teeth to be under the new shinyness
Now can you hear the sound of the filling drill
It subliminaly mind blows the dentist
Welcome to a new kind of braces
All across the alien mouth
Where every tooth isn't meant to be okay
Filling drill dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
'Cause that's enough to drill you!
Okay maybe my teeth are pretty shitty
I don't wanna join the 'perfectly perfect teeth club'
Now everybody should brush their teeth daily
Whilst singing along to Dentalfloss Idiot
Welcome to a new kind of braces
All across the alien mouth
Where every tooth isn't meant to be okay
Filling drill dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
'Cause that's enough to drill you!
Don't wanna be a Dentalfloss idiot
One nation that doesn't have dental
It's just a big filling drill hysteria
Shoutin' out the to idiots who floss
Welcome to a new kind of braces
All across the alien mouth
Where every tooth isn't meant to be okay
Filling drill dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones meant to follow
'Cause that's enough to drill you!
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So basically a few years back me and my friend turned American Idiot into a song about dentists. I thought it was pretty funny so I decided to re-write all the lyrics to each song in the album and make them about sweets and dentists. I really don't know why, but I feel I should put them up so people can appreciate them ahah. So enjoy!