Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

I’m sorry Dave
You knew this wasn’t going to work out
I know I know
I shouldn’t
Please don’t cry Dave
It’s me, not you

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

I know I finally got rid of him
I don’t think I’ll miss him
I never liked him
I just went out with him
So that I could go to that concert
Such a tool
I know

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Shit I left my purse at Dave’s house
Could you pay this time?
Thanks
I have to go get it back
This is going to be so awkward
Aha wish me luck

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Dave I’m at the door
Dave I’m knocking at the door
Dave I’m ringing the doorbell
Dave why won’t you let me in?
Dave I know your home
Dave I’m coming in

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Ok I’ve got my purse
Ah that was easy
Where’s Dave?
He should be here
I’ll just tell him I have my purse
I bet he’s eating something in the kitchen

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Ok I’m at the kitchen door
Should I really go in?
I feel like I’m invading his privacy
I guess I could just take a peep in
What’s that noise?
I better go in right now

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Dave! Stop it!
Get the knife away!
No Dave please stop!
Dave there’s too much blood
Dave I can’t stop the bleeding
Dave don’t die for me
Dave I wasn’t worth it
Dave
Please
Just please

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.