The Unnamed Poem

Turn around and face the crowd,
try not to talk too loud.

Put a smile on your face,
or you might endanger the human race.

Don't look them in the eye,
Don't ask me I don't know why.

Don't stare at their tail,
if you do you'll surely fail.

Don't gaze at their hair,
even if it's stuck up everywhere.

Follow these rules and you'll be fine,
DO NOT CROSS THEIR PATIENT LINE.