Squirrel-Girl

Rabbit Boy And Squirrel Girl Sitting On The Lawn
One more forest creature- mocking me.

Glossy eyes and fluffy tails
I will soon bestow death upon the both.

Devil Lady brought them here
Both the one then two.

I Hate That God Damn Rabbit Boy
Sitting on the lawn, mocking me.

And Now I Hate Squirrel Girl Too
Sitting on the lawn, mocking me.

I'll cut off those tails
And smash the eyes.

Whatever it takes
To get rid of the lies.

I Hate Those God Damn Forest Creatures
Sitting on the lawn, mocking me.

And the worst thing is
Rabbit Boy and Squirrel Girl,

The worst part is
They're ceramic lawn decor.