Ode to the Mechanical Pencil

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Why haven't I already written this?
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It brings me pure bliss!
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With skills I cannot dismiss,
I have a mechanical pencil that I really could just kiss!

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No sharpeners for me.
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My brand is B-I-C
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Oh, scantrons, can't you see?
This mechanical number two just makes me so happy!