Stereotype-Chav

I ain't a chav

OMG dat is like, soooo racist

I ain't no whore, biatch

My boyfriend just did sex goooood!

Ain't my fault for being a well smexy babe,

FYI, you're like such a freak,right?

I is, like, well clever than you,yeah

They just too dumb to see it proper, right?

OMG, i am like so amazing, right?

Look, at me. I is such a fuckin fit-ay

I got all da latest stuff, right?

They’re like designer and well sick

You're, like, such a freak, lol

I have da perfect bod, coz I’m fit

You callin me a chav? Are ya? Are ya?

You’re like a well stupid bitch!

I’m so popular and badass, right?

I ain't gotta do nothing, coz I don't, like, give a fuck

Detentions are like, well funny

So, don’t diss me

Coz I’m hard, and I’ll get my homies to beat you up good

So, like stop wasting my time, right?

Coz, I is going shoppiiiin in Primark, and it’s like well good! BOYYYYDDDD!