Mysterious Taxadermy

Lets go fuck around
Spray paint the windows on cars
Laugh until we piss our pants 
And build a rocketship to mars

Its time to nut up or shut up
Cuz were kickin ass and taking names
No time to think
Just barely time to choose
Cuz ima zombie and cant be tamed

Purples my favorite color 
Just thought u had a rite to kno
Cuz baby its cold out side 
Let it snow let it snow let it snow

Im in love with a zombie
Just kidding i love mikey way
Cuz i dig the bassist
And hope hell one day dig me

I swear to god im not high 
Cuz i kno for a fact 2+2=3
If u still dont believe me well then screw u
Cuz last time i checked i changed it and made it 9

My friends are giggling histerically 
But i have no idea why
2+2 isnt 3 any more
Cuz i told u u stupid bitch i made it 9

I love zombie movies 
But hate how they end
The bitches shud all die 
So i can come and make them zombies my friends

Lyn-Z is my hero
I want her to teach me how to do that back bend
Cuz i wanna be able to play like her 
Cuz shes kick ass and oboez are fun

Prevacid cures heart burns
But i fuckin cause them 
Cuz im a fuckin bitch u whore 
And laugh at u when u grab at ur chest on the floor

So back to spray painting those cars
It shud be fun enough
Now if ud be so kind to get me a cardboard box
So i can ride it to fuckin mars

Ill paint zombies purple
And make u turn pink
Hahaha look at u still lying on the floor
BITCH TAKE A SHOWER U FUCKIN STINK!!!

Im gonna go to rehab for solitare
I just know dont ask
Cuz its fucking addicting
And im an addict you insensitive ass

So i guess 50% of cats have aids
Well thats wat my english teacher said
I ran over one on the kangamangus 
Just kidding thats meen and it wud be dead

I wanna buy a canadia
Cuz all they do is say eh
WAIT KRISTINAS FOR SALE!!!
Haha now thats wat im talkim aboot

This song is too long
But makes perfect sense 
Go get stoned u hoes 
Cuz im brewin me some sweet tea

P.s. Whores
Kristina sed ima unicorn
And according to her blood tastes like garelic farms
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