Ben & Jerry's

For my heart ache I eat a tub of Ben & Jerry's everyday
just to ease the pain and make me feel better
adds more fat to my hips and stomach,
all in spite of you cos you liked the skinny girls:

Kate Moss, Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen
all 'hot girls' and skinny, you liked them all,
behind closed doors Ben & Jerry keep me company
during the day salad is my best friend.

Stopped on time before I became Ana's best buddy, but then you came along
and fucked it all up, back to salad and carrot sticks
weight loss tablets and treadmills. Love makes you do crazy things
or so they say. If they only knew.

Now you're gone, everyone seems fats, ugly and gross
fat glistening on their lips, grease on their fingers and Mc Donalds in their hands
my friends cling to their carrot sticks and lettuce leaves.

Sad hope they have; you liked them... skinny girls
you needed a model girlfriend, perfect from her hair to her pedicured feet
well that wasn't me
I tried... I really did but it didn't work.

So now I'm sitting on my bed, burning all the letters
you ever sent, all the pictures and all the love I gave
eating Ben & Jerry out of the tub
and hating myself for letting you walk all over me.