This Could Only Be More Relatable If It Were Sung By Taylor Swift.

So tell me you love,
to see if I’ll lie.
What if I can’t return the favor?
After all, you’re just another guy.
You want to take a chance?
Go ahead try.
Just remember,
I hate boys who cry.

I’m not always this mean,
at least, so I’ve heard.
It’s better to be honest then lie?
Admit, it’s absurd!
Think of the worst thing that’s been said!
I bet it was true.
If I got the truth, through your thick head,
I wouldn’t stay around to what you do,
Or listen to another word that you said.

By the time you tell me you love me,
the fleeting feeling will have come and gone.
After all,
I remember what started our special “bond.”
So you’ll make me love you,
so I’ll make you man.
From what I heard,
That’s your ridiculous plan.