Regarding Skyrim, an Ode to Todd Howard

Todd.
Howard, I mean.
Todd Howard.
You beautiful creature, you.
Remember Skyrim?
That was pretty cool.
I mean,
It would have been nice to see a little more gameplay footage.
Because really, you showed the same stuff,
Over
and
Over.
But, you know.
I get it.
I'm over it now.

Three days, Todd.
Three.
How could you have prepared me for
this?
A year.
I waited a year.

And that teaser, oh God.
Remember the teaser?
That was crazy.
Not gunna lie,
I cried a little and
oh.
The dragons.
Todd,
the dragons.
Those god damned dragons.
And the shouts,
and the vampires,
and you can get married.

Todd,
I will search the planes of Skyrim,
Looking for an exact replica of you.
And marry you.
You beautiful thing.
With that unkempt curly hair.
Borderline jewfro.
Oh, Todd.

Todd,
Remember when I preordered it?
And the tears came?
Crazy.
Crazy stuff, Todd.
Remember that?
Yeah, I bet you do.
And I sat there on Steam.
I still do.
Clicking.
Waiting.
For the 'Install' button.
I'm still waiting.
But the tears,
oh will they come.
Oh.
Oh Todd.
Howard, I mean.
Todd Howard.