Happily Ever After

If you’re looking for closeness I won’t let you near.
If you’re looking for sanity you won’t find that here.
If you’re looking for kindness expect a sociable lie.
If you’re looking for honesty I won’t look you in the eye.
If you’re looking for company I work better alone.
If you’re looking for wisdom I don’t share what I’ve known.
If you’re looking for solace I don’t care how you feel.
If you’re looking for protection I harm better than I heal.
If you’re looking for beauty I’m a master of deceit.
If you’re looking for victory be prepared for defeat.
If you’re looking for companionship I’ve no concern for life.
If you’re looking for ceremony I’m not the type to be a wife.
If you’re looking for love I’ll try to stifle my laughter.
If you’re looking, you’re a fool, there’s no happily ever after.