Kony 2012 song
Kony 2012 song:
(To the tune of Don Mclean’s American pie)
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That movie used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But April made me shiver
With every poster I'd deliver
Semen on the cars left
you can tell he his intellegnec was bereft
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his sperming rides
But something touched me deep inside
The day the vid went live
So
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
Kidnapped the kids and left em to die
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying this’ll be status I like
This'll be the status I like
Did you write the book of guns
And do you get angry at kony puns
If the Invisible Chidren tells you so?
Now do you believe in the rickroll?
Can liking facebook save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me where Uganda is, do you even know?
Well, I know that you're a hipster kid
Cause I saw you joining groups for it
You both turned up in a group of two
Man, you realised it was only you
you were a naieve teenage silly fuck
you even bought those kids for 20 bucks
than you realise that you suck
The day it was a lie
you started singin'
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
I don’t care if it’s a scam and the whole things a lie
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying I’m changing the world in a night
I’m changing the world in a night
Now, for ten years you embaressed yourself
And all your friends worried for your mental health
But, that's not how it used to be
You realised raising awareness is often free
and you learnt to not jump before you read
From a voice that selling such liberty
Oh and while Uganda was looking down
saying we don’t want that in our town
The children ignored their words
because kony was all they heard
And while Kony was in the kongo sitting cute
The US invaded for an oil dispute
And we whities saved all those dark
The day the movement tried
We were singin'
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
Kidnapped the kids and left em to die
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying this’ll be status I like
This'll be the status I like
Jason Russel in a summer Tussel
The birds flew off while he touched his muscle
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
Mr Russel was out having a blast
what a jester on the headlight of the cars
Now the half-time air was quite the doom
Mr russel had finished quite too soon
We all got up to laugh
Oh, the police arrest the wrong half
Cause the players tried to invade the field
but all he invaded was the shield
Do you recall when he revealed
The day he showed his pride?
We started singin'
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
Kidnapped the kids and left em to die
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying this’ll be status I like
This'll be the status I like
(To the tune of Don Mclean’s American pie)
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That movie used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But April made me shiver
With every poster I'd deliver
Semen on the cars left
you can tell he his intellegnec was bereft
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his sperming rides
But something touched me deep inside
The day the vid went live
So
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
Kidnapped the kids and left em to die
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying this’ll be status I like
This'll be the status I like
Did you write the book of guns
And do you get angry at kony puns
If the Invisible Chidren tells you so?
Now do you believe in the rickroll?
Can liking facebook save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me where Uganda is, do you even know?
Well, I know that you're a hipster kid
Cause I saw you joining groups for it
You both turned up in a group of two
Man, you realised it was only you
you were a naieve teenage silly fuck
you even bought those kids for 20 bucks
than you realise that you suck
The day it was a lie
you started singin'
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
I don’t care if it’s a scam and the whole things a lie
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying I’m changing the world in a night
I’m changing the world in a night
Now, for ten years you embaressed yourself
And all your friends worried for your mental health
But, that's not how it used to be
You realised raising awareness is often free
and you learnt to not jump before you read
From a voice that selling such liberty
Oh and while Uganda was looking down
saying we don’t want that in our town
The children ignored their words
because kony was all they heard
And while Kony was in the kongo sitting cute
The US invaded for an oil dispute
And we whities saved all those dark
The day the movement tried
We were singin'
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
Kidnapped the kids and left em to die
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying this’ll be status I like
This'll be the status I like
Jason Russel in a summer Tussel
The birds flew off while he touched his muscle
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
Mr Russel was out having a blast
what a jester on the headlight of the cars
Now the half-time air was quite the doom
Mr russel had finished quite too soon
We all got up to laugh
Oh, the police arrest the wrong half
Cause the players tried to invade the field
but all he invaded was the shield
Do you recall when he revealed
The day he showed his pride?
We started singin'
[Chorus]
My, my joseph kony’s alive
fucked Uganda caused some banter
Kidnapped the kids and left em to die
Them good lil boys were saying what bad a crime
saying this’ll be status I like
This'll be the status I like