Legend of Zelda Poem - By Rabia

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Warning: Craziness ensues
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Haiku of the Links

Shadow Link is hot
Link is really annoying
Dark Link is frightening

Red and blue are hot
Vio Shadow forever
Green will be alone

Haiku of the Villains

Ganondorf hates you
Vaati is too innocent
Demise has fire hair

Zant is really weird
Rabia is the hot one
They are all crazy

Zelda is AWESOME - Kaikoura

Hey I'm the author
But I'm in Hylian form
Zant should so rap this

I'm a dude - Sheik

I am a man
My best friend is dramatic
So is my sister

Why doesn’t Zelda love me?! - Link

my hair is pretty
I am waiting for Zelda
She is my true love

Um… - Marth

Prince of Altea
Engaged to a strange woman
All I want is Link

Sup man? - Tet

What is a haiku?
I don't know how to write one.
Can we party now?

You’re Just Jealous that You Aren’t Me - Zelda

Lovely golden hair
Beautiful porcelain skin
I am so perfect

I'm Sexy and I Know It - Rabia

Sexiest villain
Zelda and I go clubbing
Kaikoura is cool

King of Evil - Ganondorf

I hate everyone
Rabia is annoying
My son is handsome

Princess of Evil - Kabira

Tiny Ganondorf
Following in his footsteps
but I can't fill them

I love cucoos! - Malon

I'll never eat meat
Castles in the sky are neat
Vaati is cute, too

I'm not cute! I'm evil! - Vaati

I'm the best villain
Even better than Ganon
Malon is pretty

:3 - Shadow

Midna is my love
I am an awesome villain
I am the real Link

I don’t know what to title this… - Midna

Link is really dumb
Zelda is a giant whore
That was a fat joke

From Beyond the Grave - Zant

I cannot find love
The afterlife is lonely
Sadness and despair

FAAABULOOOUS! - Ghirahim

Link is beautiful
I am super fabulous
I like how Link tastes

Rock Hard Body - Demise

My hair is fire
I'm better than Ganondorf
I married Medli

Best Dude Friends - Sheik and Link

Best friends forever
Supportive and very kind
Over dramatic

Best Chick Friends - Zelda and Rabia

Total perfection
Clubbing all day and all night
We are almost twins

Shadow’s Obsession - Midna and Shadow

Super cute couple
They are always together
Are deeply in love

Awkwardness - Kaikoura and Sheik

So awkward and cute
The stoner and the ninja
Perfectly true love

What do we call this? - Ganondorf and Rabia

Almost yin and yang
Hide true feelings from the world
Powerful and smart

Secrets - Link and Marth

True love at it's best
Two boys with a big secret
What are they hiding?

Teehee! :] - Vaati and Malon

Pure and innocent
Both kind hearted and gentle
Sailing in the wind