My Friend Says the Funniest Things

My Friend always says the funniest things
It's one of many traits to a room she brings
She brings up my flaws with humorous scrutiny
And brings into question, out loud, my beauty
Oh, she's funny, I just can't stop going on
About my friend with her words which are never wrong
Not only me, but it's all of her friends
About their personas, their secrets, even their split-ends
She doesn't talk much unless in bantering flow
But it's so great that one thing she never did know
I made her laugh once, for I most certainly heard
The last and the funniest of her funny words
She still makes me giggle, though she wasn't here today
Nor will she again, but gosh, the things she would say!