Freaky Fred
I like to cut hair
And the smell in the air
I will make you, oh so pretty
I'm so glad that you chose me
I will make you, oh so pretty
I hope that you'll learn to love me
When I show you, your inner beauty
When I feel just so "naughty..."
Sometimes I get so abusive
I should be put in a straight jacket
I might shave your head
They call me Freaky Fred
Something happened to my girlfriend, Barbara
And a customer as a barber
As well as my dear pet gerbil
When I feel, well "you know..."
I may be a referance to Sweeney Todd
And I quite really am odd
I will make you, oh so pretty
I'm so glad that you chose me
I will make you, oh so pretty
I hope that you'll learn to love me
When I show you, your inner beauty
When I feel just so "naughty..."
And the smell in the air
I will make you, oh so pretty
I'm so glad that you chose me
I will make you, oh so pretty
I hope that you'll learn to love me
When I show you, your inner beauty
When I feel just so "naughty..."
Sometimes I get so abusive
I should be put in a straight jacket
I might shave your head
They call me Freaky Fred
Something happened to my girlfriend, Barbara
And a customer as a barber
As well as my dear pet gerbil
When I feel, well "you know..."
I may be a referance to Sweeney Todd
And I quite really am odd
I will make you, oh so pretty
I'm so glad that you chose me
I will make you, oh so pretty
I hope that you'll learn to love me
When I show you, your inner beauty
When I feel just so "naughty..."
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Gone to smoke and write song about interest in cosmotology school and some shit about love or some crap like that and then I started thinking about Freaky Fred from 'Courage the Cowardly Dog'. I listened to the song 'Get Low' by The Toadies repeatedly while I searched up Freaky Fred to get most of his info. And this is what came out. xD