N.G.S.P. (New Galactic Stars of Pornography)

My right hand is my girlfriend
She's a heartless bitch
She gives me no love
When she touches myself

I'm a little sex deprived
And almost desperate
As those girls on set
They make me wet

*If I wanted to fuck Marilyn Monroe
Would that be necrophilia?
They said that Micheal Jackson
Was into pedophilia
And when I die will I still get laid?
Like those girls on the pornography

E.D. please don't happen to me
Because that would be embarrassing
Sometimes I feel like a slut
Because I have one to many crushes

I'm a little horny
My lines are getting corny
So please don't ignore me
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

*If I wanted to fuck Marilyn Monroe
Would that be necrophilia?
They said that Micheal Jackson
Was into pedophilia
And when I die will I still get laid?
Like those girls on the pornography

I don't mean to be offensive
But hookers are too expensive
I'm such a sex addict
Masturbation makes you feel pathetic

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