Necrophilia

"Nurse. What is the condition?"
"Doctor its a little more then we can handle..."
"What do you mean?"
*BANG*
"Necrophilia. A Sexual and or Attraction to Corpses. In simpler terms: Sex With The Dead"
"Something simple doctors connot comperhend"
"Strap him to the chair"
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
"Hey Hey Hey now!!! Im the Doctor in charge!!"
"Can you understand the love for the undead?"
"I can feel....myself...rotting..."
*CHAINSAW REVING*
"I cant say I do sir but I am the doctor here!!! How would you know if I dont?!?!"
*GRIN*
"Because...."
*NURSE HUMMING AS SAWING AWAY PATIENT*
"I to, have the Necrophilia"