Essay Hate

Essay essay essay SPLAT!
Wipes you on a scratchy MAT!
I would rather stroke a CAT,
Or re-watch old Postman PAT!
Forced to write with words so FAT,
Doctor aint got time for THAT!
Gives your mind a good bitch SLAP!
Made great Sherlock lose his HAT!
'Essay' is a nasty RAT,
And a most unruly TWAT!
Let's all shoot them with a GAT!
TAKE THE BLOODY ESSAY BACK!!!!