Biology Lab Accident

I meant to cut the frog
Poor Molly Mcgee
Was rushing to pee
And got in the way of my blade

What a shame she lost some skin
I'll never get that A
I wanted to cut the toad
But she got in the way

I have no idea how to explain
It's such a shame
Thankfully we're all alone
I know what to do

No longer breathing
I'll figure this out
Now where to hide the body

Into the closet
I think not
Under the bleachers
Yes that's the spot

I wonder how far her corpse will rot
Before they find her
Strewn about
Her head under the bleachers
Feet in the toilet
Her fat ass in the cafe

I'll take the bus home
No one will know it was me
Yes ME ME ME
That slaughtered poor Molly Mcgee