Potato

Potato
Oh how I love you
Take me home, baby
And hold me tight
Touch my hair
Oh yeah that's right

I love potatoes
I think they fine
Hey stop don't touch
Them taters are mine.

Mash potatoes
I love 'em best
French fries
And all the rest

But what I love more
Is a good potato
To listen to me rant
And not complain when I snore.

Cause potatoes
Are the best lovers
They'll never leave you
For your another

They are so loyal
And I love them.