Fear Me

I know I've been a scary cat, but there's a lot to me then you think.
You think you can shut me up, but it would have to take someone with brains to do that part.
Even though I have asthma I can still out run you because it would have to take someone skinny with a low metabolism to catch me.

I know I'm a small one, but your the big one.
I'm the one that's not going to suffer from a heart attack.
Your at the age where your going to have to cut down on the Twinkies and start
thinking about going on a diet because your so gigantic.

When you go into your car you probably need two butter sticks to grease you up so you
can slip right through.
I bet every night you stuff your face with Pizza Hut and all the other fast foods.

I hope in the near future I will be able to run you over with a hot dog cart and you would suffer from
a heart attack because not only will I run you over with the cart, but I bet you would eat everything on the cart. I also hope you get sent to jail for doing what your doing and what you did to me and my sister.

FEAR ME MOTHER FUCKER! BECAUSE i'M COMING AFTER YA! SOONER OR LATER! BUT I PREFER SOONER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This poem was about my real fat ass father and I hope you guys liked it. Please don't think I was mean to him because you guys don't know half of anything he has done, so please don't report it or post a mean comment=D