Quasi

I know this guy
Who is like a friend
From a fairytale
One who’s there till the end

He isn’t my prince
And he thinks he’s the Fool
But he’s no Quasimodo
And he’s actually pretty cool

He also thinks he’s Clepan
The great funny jester
He’s a good man
Someone I like to pester

But we’re true friends
Like Pain and Panic
He’s kind of loop de loopy
And I’m pretty manic

Like Timon and Pumbaa
With our crazy antics and ways
And we’ve had so many
Greatly funny days

We’re like friends made by Disney
Nothing gets better than that
Like a magician pulling a rabbit
Out of an old black hat

It’s the same great trick
Time and time again
But that’s the joy
Of being great friends

I think he’s like Quasi
The sweet dear pal
Who’s there just in time
To help every gal

Like the bell ringer
In the great Notre Dame
I think he’s cool
But we’re totally lame

So he’s Richard the Lionheart
And I’m Robin Hood
Friends in a fairytale
That’s just that good.