The Secret of the Show

I have the secret of the show, the key
That you wanted me to tell
But the secret I can’t tell you see
I am bound by spell
This secret is so special
You’ll only know if you’re nice
We’ll kill the person who tells
If they are willing to pay that price
Oh this secret
It’s too much to bear
But having this debt
Is what makes me not share
You want to know
You want to see
But the elements of this show
Are not meant to cause greed
I have found you a trustworthy friend
A foe nevermore
So here’s the secret I must send
And never, ever tell sinful whores
You’re dying to know
I must tell you well
The secret of the show
Is that it’s in HELL!
You will die for these tickets
But I promise they’re the best
If you want me to send you some
Of course we’ll send them and the rest
The Warden will of course kill you
That’s the only price
The rest is free, take it from me
I’m the devils personal dice
He the master
He the leader
The one who runs it
And the feeder
Do you still wish to know
If you don’t that’s ok
If you do write me back
For you know our secret so you must pay.