THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GREEN DAY
(Green Day needed one of these so I wrote one myself. Enjoy. Spread the love.)
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A GREEN DAY
1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank your lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thou’s 1000 hours love in a song if thou’s pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shall not ask “why?”. (Tis a lesson learned in time.)
10. Thou shall rock hard (if need be, pantsless).
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A GREEN DAY
1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank your lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about nothing and everything all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thou’s 1000 hours love in a song if thou’s pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the messiah, Michael, the king, Tre, and the lord, Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the sweet children.
9. Thou shall not ask “why?”. (Tis a lesson learned in time.)
10. Thou shall rock hard (if need be, pantsless).