True Friends
Three dogs were walking thru the woods one day
When they came upon a beast that they thought was prey
But wouldn’t you know much to their surprise
The beast breathed fire and had the devils eyes
Now the first dog gave out one horrible yelp
But little did he know the other two dogs wouldn’t help
Cause in this world you’re your only salvation
And we’re living in a dog eat dog God damned nation
Now the other two dogs ran and they thought they were safe
But they couldn’t forget that nightmarish face
Not the one of the beast but the one of their pal
Cause they all three knew he was going straight to hell
Now we all know that a dog ain’t so smart
But in their minds nightmares began to start
They knew they did wrong by turning tail and running
And they knew for them the beast would soon be coming
No matter where they went they felt his presence near
And the dieing yelps of their friend was all they could hear
Then they topped a mountain and what did they see
Their buddy and the beast drinking under a tree
The beast looked at them and their buddy he did say
“You shouldn’t have let me die alone in that most horrible way
Cause now I’ve made a pact with the Devil you see
And I traded your souls for the soul of me”
Now the moral of this it is quite clear
If you walk alone there won’t be anybody near
To screw you over when you get into a jam
Or to turn on you so that your soul is damned
When they came upon a beast that they thought was prey
But wouldn’t you know much to their surprise
The beast breathed fire and had the devils eyes
Now the first dog gave out one horrible yelp
But little did he know the other two dogs wouldn’t help
Cause in this world you’re your only salvation
And we’re living in a dog eat dog God damned nation
Now the other two dogs ran and they thought they were safe
But they couldn’t forget that nightmarish face
Not the one of the beast but the one of their pal
Cause they all three knew he was going straight to hell
Now we all know that a dog ain’t so smart
But in their minds nightmares began to start
They knew they did wrong by turning tail and running
And they knew for them the beast would soon be coming
No matter where they went they felt his presence near
And the dieing yelps of their friend was all they could hear
Then they topped a mountain and what did they see
Their buddy and the beast drinking under a tree
The beast looked at them and their buddy he did say
“You shouldn’t have let me die alone in that most horrible way
Cause now I’ve made a pact with the Devil you see
And I traded your souls for the soul of me”
Now the moral of this it is quite clear
If you walk alone there won’t be anybody near
To screw you over when you get into a jam
Or to turn on you so that your soul is damned