The Breakfast Monkey

In a land very near
In a time very close
There lives a little monkey
Who makes great toast

Flying high on rainbow clouds
Serving pancakes on the house
Only breakfast if you please
Omelets and toast, he can make it with cheese

And if you like
And if you don’t mind
He’ll cook up some pancakes
And sausage, all kinds

Dashing in sparkles
Covered in cake
As hash browns and doughnuts
Appear on your plate

Powdered sugar sprinkled
On your French toast
Known by every chef
Down the lovely coast

See the monkey
Dash between the tables
Pouring cups of coffee
For every good Aunt Mable

But if you want to order
Follow one simple rule
Do what the monkey says
Don’t ask for a duel

The monkey reins all
The monkey’s in charge
Because this is his restaurant
And there’s waffles at large

But he means well
Don’t get me wrong
Bringing breakfast to all
Serving all day long

(If you are unfamilar with Gerard's The Breakfast Monkey, I insist that you pay him a visit immediatley here:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhPEWC3HjXY