Excuse Me, Sir

Excuse me, sir.
I believe you have something that belongs to me.
The other night, you caught my eye.
And if you won't give me yours, I'd like mine back.

Excuse me, sir.
I believe you have something that belongs to me.
I promised that my heart was yours.
But if you're just going to break it, I'd like it back.
♠ ♠ ♠
It's not so much a poem as it is a series of, almost, cheesy pickup lines? :/