Disguise

Best friends are bastard children in disguise.

They stab you in the

front

back

and shoot you through the head
with a bullet

engraved

with your initials.
Then, they take your body

and light your feet on fire

and tie you upside down
so the fire can eat you alive.

As they tape record your screams.
So then they can fall
asleep
to music at night.