Dingo Had A Little Boy

Dingo had a little boy
Little toy
Named Roy
Dingo had a little boy
And he loved him so.

Everywhere that Dingo went
He brought Wentz
With a little boy strapped to a fence
Everywhere that Dingo went
The boiz were sure to go

Dingo's an escaped convict
With his own comic
Selling boxes of thin mints
Dingo's an escaped convict
And it makes the boi like him mo'