The Teenage Epidemic.

That kid is fucking crazy,
his mind is wild and hazy.
won't someone come and save me
from this teenage epidemic.

He's taken one too many pills.
these nasty kids give me the chills.
watch your back or you'll be killed.
won't someone call a medic?

(chorus)
They'll take you down with no regard
and when they get you, they hit hard.
blinded by anger and hormones and drugs,
they're all just one big group of punks and thugs.

Apocolypse of human kind,
wasted by the adolescent mind,
good in kids is hard to find.
Oh, how they make me sick.

(chorus)
They'll take you down with no regard
and when they hit you, they hit hard
ruined from hatred, hormones and drugs,
these kids are just one bunch of punks and thugs.

That kid is fucking crazy (x2)
wish someone would come save me

This kid is wild and hazy (x2)
The teenage epidemic!