I Laughed When My Friends Called You a Man-***

I hear you have a girlfriend now,
I can’t say I’m ecstatic.
But after all you put me through,
I’m over these dramatics.

A part of me is jealousy,
The other’s just relieved.
That you’ve moved on,
And I’ve moved on,
You’re someone else’s heartache.

I hope I can forget you now,
You’re just so problematic.
You were just a shallow love,
We never would have lasted…

*Don’t think that you hurt me,
You’ve only helped me out.
In seeing you for what you were
Instead of all this doubt*

I don’t know what I saw in you,
You’re not quite photogenic.
Don’t think I’m being shallow,
But they said you’re unattractive

“I don’t know what you see in him,
You give him all these chances,”
Is what my best friends said to me,
And I would get defensive!

They say they think you used me;
I’ll admit it crossed my mind.
But you were such an actor;
And I was flying blind.

*Don’t think that you hurt me,
You’ve only helped me out.
In seeing you for what you were
Instead of all this doubt*

The only reason I’m so pissed:
Because you didn’t answer.
And because you led me on,
You made me a disaster

I don’t know who your girlfriend is,
But I would be much better.
But it’s too late,
And you’re too late,
I’m through with ‘second’ chances.

I’m not sure who she is,
But I sure hope she can handle,
Empty words and broken plans
Just like I was so used to…

*Don’t think that you hurt me,
You’ve only helped me out.
In seeing you for what you were
Instead of all this doubt*

I hear you have a girlfriend now,
I have to say I’m thankful.
That we’re through,
I’m done with you.
I know now you’re an asshole

I told my friends
The things you said,
And they think you’re a man-whore
But if you do come crawling back,
I’ll have to say I warned you.

You tell me that you’re doing fine;
I say the same to you.
And I am more believable;
Because I’m more persistent.

Allow me just these parting words;
My one last thing to say:
I no longer care for you,
Don’t take it the wrong way.