Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you quit talking to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you're immature
I hate it when you stare
I hate your khaki cargo pants
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right
I hate how you make me sigh
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry
I hate it that you're not around
And the fact that you never called
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
Not even close
Not even a little bit
Not even at all