The Mullet Anthem
You got a mullet, and you're proud
Embrace the mullet, shout it out loud
People can make fun, of your hair
But you know no other hairdo can compare
GET A MULLET! (back up saying "Get a, Get a, Get a, Get a"...etc)
So I heard you had a mullet, and it's clean
Man, that's the best damn mullet that I've ever seen
If it's short hair, that you sport
I'm gonna take you to the mullet court...and I'm the judge!
Bridge/Epic Monologue
[Judge] I hereby sentence you to maximum Mulletization and 20 years of mullet tolerance training...Until you die!!
[Plaintiff] But please sir, I beg of you, I have children, and a beautiful wife, I CANT PUT THEM THROUGH THIS!
[Judge] Have it your way...Guards send him to the Mulletric Chair!
[Plaintiff] *Screaming, begging for mercy, etc.*
(Intense Solo of some sort)
GET A MULLET! (back up saying "Get a, Get a, Get a, Get a"...etc)
Embrace the mullet, shout it out loud
People can make fun, of your hair
But you know no other hairdo can compare
GET A MULLET! (back up saying "Get a, Get a, Get a, Get a"...etc)
So I heard you had a mullet, and it's clean
Man, that's the best damn mullet that I've ever seen
If it's short hair, that you sport
I'm gonna take you to the mullet court...and I'm the judge!
Bridge/Epic Monologue
[Judge] I hereby sentence you to maximum Mulletization and 20 years of mullet tolerance training...Until you die!!
[Plaintiff] But please sir, I beg of you, I have children, and a beautiful wife, I CANT PUT THEM THROUGH THIS!
[Judge] Have it your way...Guards send him to the Mulletric Chair!
[Plaintiff] *Screaming, begging for mercy, etc.*
(Intense Solo of some sort)
GET A MULLET! (back up saying "Get a, Get a, Get a, Get a"...etc)