Hey There Sanjaya
Hey there Sanjaya
You're a fake and you're a pity
Your voice is oh so gay
But boy tonight you sound so icky
Yes you do
No one can suck as bad as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Sanjaya
Don't you worry 'bout your mohawk
Ashley's there if you get lonely
Just give her another long talk
'bout protection
So you won't get a yeast infection
Use protection
Oh it's what you did to her x4
It's what you did to her
Hey there Sanjaya
I know you are getting hard
But just believe me boy
I swear that, that will get you far
You'll have it good
In more than one way than you should
You'll be like wood
Hey there Sanjaya
You have so left to go
If everytime you made me laugh and cry
Would make you want to go
It'd make you fall
Even more in love with Ryan; aww
You'd get it all
Oh it's what you do to him x4
It's what you do to him
A thousand miles seems far away
But with Ryan Seacrest you'll stay
He'll be there for you always 'cause he's gay
Your fans would all make fun of you
But that's too bad 'cause you're a fool
You know it's true because you swing that way
Sanjaya I can promise you
That as of now your voice is through
The world willl never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Sanjaya
You be good while you're out touring
May your hormones be kind to you now
So you won't be luring young boys like you
You know it's all because your 'do
You could make a living at the zoo
Hey there Sanjaya
This is for you
So here's to you
Oh it's what you do to him x4
It's what you did to him
You're a fake and you're a pity
Your voice is oh so gay
But boy tonight you sound so icky
Yes you do
No one can suck as bad as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Sanjaya
Don't you worry 'bout your mohawk
Ashley's there if you get lonely
Just give her another long talk
'bout protection
So you won't get a yeast infection
Use protection
Oh it's what you did to her x4
It's what you did to her
Hey there Sanjaya
I know you are getting hard
But just believe me boy
I swear that, that will get you far
You'll have it good
In more than one way than you should
You'll be like wood
Hey there Sanjaya
You have so left to go
If everytime you made me laugh and cry
Would make you want to go
It'd make you fall
Even more in love with Ryan; aww
You'd get it all
Oh it's what you do to him x4
It's what you do to him
A thousand miles seems far away
But with Ryan Seacrest you'll stay
He'll be there for you always 'cause he's gay
Your fans would all make fun of you
But that's too bad 'cause you're a fool
You know it's true because you swing that way
Sanjaya I can promise you
That as of now your voice is through
The world willl never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Sanjaya
You be good while you're out touring
May your hormones be kind to you now
So you won't be luring young boys like you
You know it's all because your 'do
You could make a living at the zoo
Hey there Sanjaya
This is for you
So here's to you
Oh it's what you do to him x4
It's what you did to him