Twas the night before a bennoda christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when in the LP tour bus
Arrived a presents for Mike full of longing and lust
Condoms were placed in the stockings with care,
In hopes that Santa Chaz would soon be there.
Rob was snuggles all quiet in his bunk,
While Joe slept off all the eggnog he drunk.
Phoenix was snoring but Brad did not peep
He had used his headphones to help him to sleep.
When in a the very back arose such a clatter,
Mike sprung from the bed to see what was the matter.
He muttered how he found this so rude
But swiftly changed his mind when he saw Chester in the nude.
His skin was as white as the new-fallen snow
But Mike was more into what was down below.
Chaz held his present, a small little tube,
Just what Mike asked for-A bottle of lube.
They wasted no time, they had to be quick
So they kissed and they rubbed, they sucked and they licked
It was so hard to rush, not to savour each moment
But it had to be done while the others were dormant
Chester-he groaned and couldn’t keep it in
Especially when Mike had entered him
He fucked him up hard, right against the wall
“Oh Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Damn fuck it all!!”
They sighed and they groaned
And there erupted great moans
Who cared if the others hear?
It was their form of showing Christmas cheer
But all of the rushing wasn’t enough
After all Mike liked to take it slow and rough
So then they swapped places, tried a different position
Which of course was made by Shinoda’s requisition
Chaz fully stripped Mike, from his head to his foot,
And jokingly wondered where his cock he should put
He pressed against Mike, hard up to his back,
and reaching around began to massage Mike’s pack[age].
Mike cried out in pleasure as Chaz pushed inside
why should they be quiet? They had nothing to hide
Chaz grew all sweaty as he plunged in and out
This was the best present-of that he had no doubt.
He nibbled Mikes neck while he pressed even harder
Chester inside him, Mike wouldn’t rather
Anything else on this cold Christmas eve
which was confirmed when Chester gave one last great heave
Neither knew of a greater pleasure
Than the very special one they both shared together
Their bodies grew tense and most senses numb
As both of them together did cum
No one woke, they didn’t have to sweat it
And Chester and Mike kept this their secret.
Mike kissed Chester’s lips, his nose and forehead
Before regrettably claming he was going to bed
Chester laughed and whispering did speak
‘after that you wont shit right for a week’
But Mike claimed as he drew covers-obscuring his sight
"Just wait till you see what I got for you tomorrow night!”
Arrived a presents for Mike full of longing and lust
Condoms were placed in the stockings with care,
In hopes that Santa Chaz would soon be there.
Rob was snuggles all quiet in his bunk,
While Joe slept off all the eggnog he drunk.
Phoenix was snoring but Brad did not peep
He had used his headphones to help him to sleep.
When in a the very back arose such a clatter,
Mike sprung from the bed to see what was the matter.
He muttered how he found this so rude
But swiftly changed his mind when he saw Chester in the nude.
His skin was as white as the new-fallen snow
But Mike was more into what was down below.
Chaz held his present, a small little tube,
Just what Mike asked for-A bottle of lube.
They wasted no time, they had to be quick
So they kissed and they rubbed, they sucked and they licked
It was so hard to rush, not to savour each moment
But it had to be done while the others were dormant
Chester-he groaned and couldn’t keep it in
Especially when Mike had entered him
He fucked him up hard, right against the wall
“Oh Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Damn fuck it all!!”
They sighed and they groaned
And there erupted great moans
Who cared if the others hear?
It was their form of showing Christmas cheer
But all of the rushing wasn’t enough
After all Mike liked to take it slow and rough
So then they swapped places, tried a different position
Which of course was made by Shinoda’s requisition
Chaz fully stripped Mike, from his head to his foot,
And jokingly wondered where his cock he should put
He pressed against Mike, hard up to his back,
and reaching around began to massage Mike’s pack[age].
Mike cried out in pleasure as Chaz pushed inside
why should they be quiet? They had nothing to hide
Chaz grew all sweaty as he plunged in and out
This was the best present-of that he had no doubt.
He nibbled Mikes neck while he pressed even harder
Chester inside him, Mike wouldn’t rather
Anything else on this cold Christmas eve
which was confirmed when Chester gave one last great heave
Neither knew of a greater pleasure
Than the very special one they both shared together
Their bodies grew tense and most senses numb
As both of them together did cum
No one woke, they didn’t have to sweat it
And Chester and Mike kept this their secret.
Mike kissed Chester’s lips, his nose and forehead
Before regrettably claming he was going to bed
Chester laughed and whispering did speak
‘after that you wont shit right for a week’
But Mike claimed as he drew covers-obscuring his sight
"Just wait till you see what I got for you tomorrow night!”