There was a Cat
There once was a cat
Who was afraid of bats
So he always wore a hat
Now who would do that?
So I told him to scat
But then he just spat
And wiped his ass on the mat
Who was afraid of bats
So he always wore a hat
Now who would do that?
So I told him to scat
But then he just spat
And wiped his ass on the mat