Menustration Drive- Parody of Cemetary Drive

In class, takin' notes
When the uteren lining decides to crash your underwear
And the new light jeans you just bought

Wal-Mat, buying pads
When the cute boy from math sees you by the Stay-Free and the Kotex
And he found Always in your shopping cart

I hate periods
I hate periods so bad
And the collison of hormones that made school so hard
Made school so had

In math, drawing the slopes that make you curse out loud and isn't that much fun
Sittin' for an hour-and-a-half in your own blood?

So I won't stop whinin, won't stop cryin
If you can, please get some Hershey's
Did you get my Advil and Midol?
Is this what being female is like?