Birthday Happiness

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Another day until deeeath
Happy Birthday to me

Only family at my party
And they all were over 40
Why’s God beeeing so mean?
Happy Birthday to me

My new hairdo kinda sucks
I ran out of good luck
Why is this happening?
Happy Birthday to me

A little kitty attacked me
Got scratches up and down my whole arm
Happy Birthday to me

And to wrap this all up
My new socks won’t stay up,
I’m pretty sure I gained five pouuuuunds
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.